Have you ever noticed that, when you make a post, unless you're famous or something, you get only one comment? No more, no less. Just one, every time. Is it just me, though? I mean, try it. Post something. Go play some games, or watch Joe Zombie or something. Then look back the next day. One review! Just one! Keep checking, day after day. One review, never fails. Tell me what happens.

On an unrelated note, go to the Audio Portal and look up ~hania. It's really good.

Yoshi is a child rapist. Think about it; do they ever tell you WHY a dinosaur-turtle-thing is running around with children in bubbles? Picture this: There's a lawn, and little baby Mario is sitting in it with some blocks or something. A black limo drives up and Yoshi sticks his head out. Then he pulls out a lollipop. Baby Mario leaps up shouting "Ya hoo!" and climbs aboard. The limo drives off. You think I'm nuts? Well here's his purpose: Michael Jackson hired him after Barney quit. You can just see it: *Mario* "Mmm-hmm." *Luigi* "Ya-huh." *Peach* "What the-? That's a little girl! (smack)" *Bowser* "...I don't know what that is, but I'll take it." Shocked? Horrified? Come on. You were thinking it all along. Playing on that Nintendo DS, after a while you figured it all out. But you were too scared to say anything. So who's Yoshi's next victim going to be? Sonic? Toad? Don't let it happen. Act now.

Here at Dick's Sporting Goods, we pride ourselves with having the widest selection of sports goods around. But lately, less women seem to like Dick's. We must do all we can to convince women to get more Dick's before it's too late. Otherwise, with the rising ratio of women to men, Dick's may disappear completely. So we're making a commercial about Dick's to convince women they need Dick's.

Women, please. Think of Dick's.

yeah.

Stay in school, don't do drugs, and watch joe zombie. Important!